A few months later it was the Christmas season and The Inmates were happily torturing Uncle Chester with her least favorite Christmas song -- "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." It's one of those annoying songs that makes Chester writhe in agony, so The Inmates spend most of December serenading her with it. She thought it would be fun to really get each a hippopotamus for Christmas, so off we went to Build-A-Bear Workshop.
In the years since we've bought dozens of outfits and I acquired a male black bear to go with Dooney (named, of course, "Bourke"). They reside permanently in front of the fireplace and have become my favorite seasonal decor item. They're set for Valentine's Day, Fourth of July, Christmas, Thanksgiving. There are bikinis and wet suits and skiing outfits with gear. The Professor rarely gives his hippo, Harold, a glance these days. Foghorn occasionally gets her hippo, Nancy, down to play, but just as often she takes off with Dooney and I have to race behind her with threats of bodily harm if she damages my leopard.
I'm ashamed to say I have not gotten them dressed for Thanksgiving yet. I don't know what's wrong with me. It just won't be a holiday until my furry friends are dressed up as pilgrims and Native Americans. In the meantime, I give you a taste of the Build-A-Bear freak show in my home. Enjoy.
|We're not actually Jewish, but my son really likes the idea|
of celebrating Hanukkah. Every year we have a menorah and how
could I resist dressing Bourke up in a yarmulke?
|Dooney decked out in New Year's finery, Harold as|
Santa (with beard, no less), and an angelic Nancy.
(Dooney recycled the same outfit for the royal wedding
in April. She looked divine with the addition of a
|Get out the green beer!|
|Dooney in her 4th of July get-up along side (what else?)|
two Dooney bags from our visit to the Williamsburg
Dooney and Bourke outlet.
|Nancy and Harold hanging at the beach.|
|Foghorn with a vacationing Dooney|
in her grass skirt, lei, and coconut boobs.
* THE WHY'S HAVE IT
* DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?