1) Why was there a piece of cat poo on my family room floor?
2) Why did my hound dog, St. Jimmi, decide to roll on it?
3) Do you have any idea how hard it is to get poo out of the holes in a dog’s collar?
"Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it..." So true, Eric Idle, so true.
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